@TheOnion @MollyPluenneke well that explains a lot
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@EricKSapp just tweeted me...My life is complete
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@TheOnion@nickhazelrigg fav onion article tho - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion Only politicians and a few wealthy sociopaths missed out.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Only some humans.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: God Realizes He Forgot To Put Souls In Humans http://www.theonion.com/r/50378tsd pic.twitter.com/O6xZ9RLwgl”
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@TheOnion: God Realizes He Forgot To Put Souls In Humans http://onion.com/1ImR3c6 http://bit.ly/1ImR0gr "#HailOdin!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion God, you put the souls in cats and some dogs. It's going to be all right.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I blame@TheTweetOfGod. GIVE HUMANITY THEIR LONG NEEDED SOOOOOOOULSThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No wonder I feel so empty. I thought I was just hungry.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Must have been watching CSPAN.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I thought it was just white peoples.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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