@TheOnion this chick kinda looks like you @mbenoit123
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@TheOnion it was meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What's a couple million years of geologic evolution when you have the chance to get laid?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion A complaint was lodged with the PortaRican gov to shorten its length in pages. The printer refused since it was spray paintThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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