I love my momma and ma phone. @TheOnion
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@TheOnion we have to! We don't know how to do anything on our own. That's why we still live at home.#MillennialThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not far from truth? Study: 73% of Boomers, 81% Xers say adult children talk with them several times/week:http://conginst.org/?report=congressional-institute-report …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ha ha, only in my generation!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The only thing worse than a millennial is two millennials. Can we just skip the elections where one of them may be president?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I don't know how much I love the new update to fix the problem with that one person who can I get my nails done and overThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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