@TheOnion more disturbing than funny.
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@TheOnion http://www.theonion.com/r/50355tsd I literally laughed out loud at the kicker at the end. That or cry.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Who, exactly, SHOULD be a guard there? Just askin'?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what do they do with those latex gloved fingers is what i'd like to know...and are they for hire??? :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Satire or not, max lock down inmates are not fit for any civilized company.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well, it's MAXIMUM SECURITY. The inmates aren't exactly choir boys. They're in max for a good reason.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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