@TheOnion Remember remember the fries of November.
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@TheOnion And the clown is now a Juggalo.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion just give us the original.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "New slate of advertisements asking, “Where’s Chipotle’s free temporary housing for families of hospitalized children?” LOLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What, they're actually going to get my order right more than half the time?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion One is reminded of this@KITHOnline classic: http://youtu.be/IbvbF0L9tJgThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @CharleneKaprole

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@TheOnion@neilhimself He has long been infamous for being a robble rouser.pic.twitter.com/D7ziMByGQE
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@TheOnion Every meal will now include locally produced Styrofoam products.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Self-serve Ronald McDonald defibrillators will be installed at every location.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion To attract vegetarians, the new-look hamburger/cheeseburger will continue to exclude meat and other animal byproducts.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion To attract more celebrities and super models, each location now has a section reserved just for smelling the food.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion do u realize how many interneters would go there if this existed?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The Evil Grimace will be re-fashioned to look like the Cheshire Cat.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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