@TheOnion How does anyone not know what The Onion is in 2015???
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@TheOnion re: high on birth. Just wait until they're teens and you're buying your drugs from them to get you through the unbearable day.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion having a bad baby cannot be better than good weedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @sarahram0s The first few days... Then you get the overdose...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Have you ever gave birth...ON WEED!?#halfbakedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Haha. Maybe for the first few minutes. Wait a few months.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Bullshit.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Uh yeah... oxytocin rocks. But you can't get it at that level without giving birth. Go figure.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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We will see... RT
@TheOnion: "I can definitely say having a baby is better than weed.” http://www.theonion.com/r/50343tsd pic.twitter.com/307PjdiGkN
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@TheOnion: "having a baby is better than weed.” http://www.theonion.com/r/50343tsd pic.twitter.com/x0ig1A7cin” check it out@childfreediva
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@TheOnion If you've got any ecstasy you want to part with I'll take it, but don't ask me to baby-sit your brat.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Except for the birth defects and learning disabilities?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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