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@TheOnion yeah! Cheers! America now has more couch potatoes than ever!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@nonprophetess Candice, here you are. - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion God knows we need all the good news we can get...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion thought they were headquartered in Potato City/Coudersport, PA.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And I was having such a bad day…Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Dan Quayle must be shaking in his boots...
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@TheOnion When Horace Greeley made his trip West in 1859, he recognized the luxury of having potatoes to eat when chocolate was scarce.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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