@TheOnion It's tough for you guys to find something to parody nowdays, isn't it? The world is so crazy that real life beats The Onion...
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@TheOnion perfect training for a career as a Subway franchisee.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Within a few years, that'll be the next food truck sensation." Grant Toogood Quantity SurveyorThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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