“@TheOnion: Hurricane Ashley Expected To Strike Several Bars This Cinco De Mayo http://www.theonion.com/r/35951tsd pic.twitter.com/JmdahYwn05” @smashjayy
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“@TheOnion: Hurricane Ashley Expected To Strike Several Bars This Cinco De Mayo http://www.theonion.com/r/35951tsd pic.twitter.com/JmdahYwn05” @smashjayy
@gabe_crow I fucking love the Onion hahaha
“@TheOnion: In Focus: Hurricane Ashley Expected To Strike Several Bars This Cinco De Mayo http://www.theonion.com/r/35951tsd pic.twitter.com/6fDUCSNNau”
@TheOnion OMG. Best thing I have seen all day. I mean, I've only been on twitter since 8 am so that's not saying much, but so far funny
"@TheOnion: In Focus: Hurricane Ashley Expected To Strike Several Bars This Cinco De Mayo http://www.theonion.com/r/35951tsd pic.twitter.com/0XiN8ToflM"
@TheOnion @cosmicalyssa @strange_brain_ @m_baeden @gannnaaa batten down the hatches
@kylecalian @cosmicalyssa @m_baeden @gannnaaa I'm about to go on strike right now too
@ma_calton “@TheOnion: In Focus: Hurricane Ashley Expected To Strike Several Bars This Cinco De Mayo http://www.theonion.com/r/35951tsd http://twitte
@TheOnion ROFL
@TheOnion oh Christ she's back
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