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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 May 2015

    Obama Lays Out Plan To Achieve Lasting Peace Talks In Middle East http://www.theonion.com/r/50336tsd pic.twitter.com/aM4RbEHCel

    7:15 PM - 4 May 2015
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      2. Bless Up‏ @kangaroids 4 May 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion shiiiit I thought this was real for a second

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. Julie‏ @NYCJulieNYC 4 May 2015
        Replying to @kangaroids

        Julie Retweeted Bless Up

        Unfortunately, @TheOnion has, in fact, pretty accurately summed up the U.S. approach to Israel/Palestine @kangaroidshttps://twitter.com/kangaroids/status/595411562199949312 …

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        Bless Up @kangaroids
        Replying to @TheOnion
        @TheOnion shiiiit I thought this was real for a second
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      1. Linda Levitt‏ @lindalevitt 4 May 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Following in the footsteps of his last four predecessors and their secretaries of state.

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      1. Elea-gore Scarestrop‏ @emilyisanelf 4 May 2015
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        @TheOnion good one

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      1. Ivanca([ ⚙️,  🎮,  🤘])‏ @ivanca 4 May 2015
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        @TheOnion good joke but bad grammar, the title is being understood as "lasting-peace talks" and not as intended: "lasting talks about peace"

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      1.  ❌ #JobsNotMobs Joey Nationalist Freeman‏ @JoeFree76 4 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @BecketAdams The man is getting seriously thin. Is he well?

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      1. Mongol Fing‏ @mongolfing 4 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Now that's funny!

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      1. ComfyMan‏ @92049b6580ee463 4 May 2015
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        @TheOnion... Yay... If only this weren't the onion.

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      1. mary b‏ @zukeferd 4 May 2015
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        @TheOnion looks like he's fixin' to say fuck 'em .

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      1. Vyacheslav‏ @Oreovsky 5 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @BarackObama You made TheOnion Pres.,for a headline that you made without even trying to be cute. #UnitedStatesOfBuffoons !

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      1. Vern Mouelle‏ @VernMouelle 4 May 2015
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        @TheOnion why do we feel obliged to dictate the lives of others???

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      1. Doctor O-Thug‏ @DoctorOThug 4 May 2015
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        @TheOnion We need a peace in the Middle East.

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      1. Red All Over Film‏ @RedAllOverFilm 4 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Finally someones listening! #MyBrothersKeeper Lets Keep the momentum, http://www.RedAllOverFilm.com 

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      1. timothy rop‏ @TIMYEB 4 May 2015
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        @TheOnion lasting peace in the middle east lies with the people from the east and not political theorist....

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      1. Roger Massey‏ @roger_massey 4 May 2015
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        @TheOnion fiction.

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      1.  🇺🇸 Gerald جيرالد Bowen  🇵🇸‏ @srt126 4 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @YousefMunayyer Haaaaaaa! Would be the same old, talk peace (stall) build more settlements tactic

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      1. Omar‏ @AllWeAskFor 4 May 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Obama Lays Out Plan To Achieve Lasting Peace Talks In Middle East http://www.theonion.com/r/50336tsd  pic.twitter.com/nsFINl3ga0”

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