“@TheOnion: Presidential Ambition: To lay off 30 percent of Americans http://www.theonion.com/r/50338tsd pic.twitter.com/kGqGZxJ6t7” lol
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“@TheOnion: Presidential Ambition: To lay off 30 percent of Americans http://www.theonion.com/r/50338tsd pic.twitter.com/kGqGZxJ6t7” lol
@TheOnion @Sue_Gulley Carly says, "I will lay off more Americans than any President in history by the end of my 1st term." Crowd applauds.
@TheOnion she looks a little crazy
@TheOnion @laloalcaraz WHO WHO GIVES A "RATS ASS"?????????????
@theonion Fiorina for Prez…
'Cause the Economy Ain't Dead Yet, Jim!
@TheOnion laying off staff isn't evil: some people don't deserve their jobs.
@TheOnion you mean Carly "I-Was-Canned-As-CEO-But-I'm Ready-To-Lead-America" Fiorina?
@TheOnion She knows her stuff and can only improve the field. I hope some of these candidates will consider being vice president.
@TheOnion Go home, Onion. You're drunk. It's spelled California.
@TheOnion she is looking for job security and hates to be fired
@TheOnion @AnimalRightsJen If it's fed employees let her go to 50%
@TheOnion Fiorina 161 -- gray-black stone scoured by howling winds. A few twisted, contorted growths clung to protected hollows in the rock.
@TheOnion Wait, didn't that already happen?
@TheOnion yep ! True.
@TheOnion As long as they are in politics, you go girl.
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