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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 May 2015

    In Focus: Woman Looks Great For A 32-Year-Old http://www.theonion.com/r/1710tsd pic.twitter.com/W9YQI12EDd

    6:51 AM - 4 May 2015
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      2. RealWayneScrog‏ @RealWayneS 4 May 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion maybe this should read 42 year old, unless it is a ten year old article. C'mon Onion, you're not entertaining anymore. Pick it up.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Eddie G.‏ @EddieGEastcoast 4 May 2015
        Replying to @RealWayneS

        @RealWayneScrogg @TheOnion Do you know how annoying it is to have to think up goofy shit every day? Leave the fucking Onion alone.

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      4. RealWayneScrog‏ @RealWayneS 4 May 2015
        Replying to @EddieGEastcoast

        @EddieGEastcoast you gave me a much needed smile, Eddie...and I'm not even sure why, but thanks.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Eddie G.‏ @EddieGEastcoast 4 May 2015
        Replying to @RealWayneS

        @RealWayneScrogg No doubt some mental deficiency triggered a "smile response."

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      6. RealWayneScrog‏ @RealWayneS 4 May 2015
        Replying to @EddieGEastcoast

        @EddieGEastcoast have a good day, sir.

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      7. Eddie G.‏ @EddieGEastcoast 4 May 2015
        Replying to @RealWayneS

        @RealWayneScrogg P.S. No offense---I'm a comedy writer.

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      8. RealWayneScrog‏ @RealWayneS 4 May 2015
        Replying to @EddieGEastcoast

        @EddieGEastcoast no-one taken. Not even for a moment.

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      1. Deborah Hass‏ @momrph39 5 May 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion If she was born in 1972, that makes her 43, not 32!

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      1. Jessi Neeley‏ @Jesbo1984 4 May 2015
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        @TheOnion The article was dated 2004 guys.

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      1. brian kucharski‏ @BrianThekuchman 4 May 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @jpstergion so I guess we want 2 C her & what she looks like now? Confused why Onion rehash story? Or R U testing us @jpstergion ?

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      1. Ronaldo Aquino‏ @RA762 4 May 2015
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        @TheOnion She's a woman? Looks like Clay Matthews.

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      1. Mike Giambra‏ @Giarlton 4 May 2015
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        @TheOnion reaching way back into the archives, I see

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      1. Paul Kersey‏ @SynchroBlitz 4 May 2015
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        @TheOnion they should do an update!

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      1. jonathan kalter‏ @jkthreethousand 4 May 2015
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        @TheOnion would she be 43 if she was born in february, 1972? i get it and it's still funny; just wanted to practice my math.

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      2. Ken‏ @deluxebros 4 May 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion do the math, born in 72

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      4. Ken‏ @deluxebros 4 May 2015
        Replying to @PaulieWarriner

        @PaulieWarriner @TheOnion so a pre Twitter article. I see.

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      6. Ken‏ @deluxebros 4 May 2015
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        @PaulieWarriner onion does great work, I'm a fan.

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