@TheOnion @HansGutknecht Every American now wants THEIR congressman to face Mayweather!
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@TheOnion Wish we could do that with some of our congressmen, except that’s one time I’d root for Floyd!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@smoothraul He deserves an applause regardless if he lost. He put up a good one.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Philippines Citizens Currently Watching Their Congressman Fight A Guy On TV" this isn't even a joke
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@TheOnion Not your best work Onion :(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the proud of AsianThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Way too much hypeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion pack shave wonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@thelindsayellis Greatest legislative procedure ever.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yeah.#OneForPacman. Eat away, we're non-corrosive.
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@TheOnion the first true onion headline lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is the truest thing you've ever said. Crazy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion actually this is trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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