@TheOnion that's the most honest intro to a site update, ever!
XOXOXO
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@TheOnion u finally opened and read my profanity laced lettersThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hey, listen. Thank you for even thinking of us at all. We know how pathetic we are. We really don't deserve you, do we?
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@TheOnion is smuggling immigrants and trafficking children as indentured servants for use in their underwater sweatshops.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion its unfortunate that ninjas snuck into your headquarters and stealthily planted mouse traps. dont sit down to pee..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Embedded videos in the redesign don't work properly. I'm only seeing a thin horizontal bar with the top third of them.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion uz should do 'heaviest element known mankind' again...still have a printed copy from way back when
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@TheOnion thanks I have been struggling to internet due to dimwittednessThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I love your insults ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Thanks heaps! I hope you stub your right toe too.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion is that the Tea Party edition?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You know me so well. *beams*Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Why would you think only family members would be interested in your redesigned site?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Our redesigned site was built with you, our dimwitted, physically repulsive, and effectively brainless users, in mind. HaHa!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This user tracking thing is getting totally out of control!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion We thank you since we are too dumb to comprehend almost anything you publish! But for some reason, we still love it. Keep it up!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hahahaha!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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