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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 May 2015

    Our redesigned site was built with you, our dimwitted, physically repulsive, and effectively brainless users, in mind http://www.theonion.com/redesign/ 

    6:30 PM - 1 May 2015
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      1. Sam_n_Dean  🤖 👽 👻‏ @Sam_N_Dean 1 May 2015
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        @TheOnion that's the most honest intro to a site update, ever! XOXOXO

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      1. Tim the Caddie‏ @littletimmy_ 1 May 2015
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        @TheOnion u finally opened and read my profanity laced letters

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      1. Prof. Dana Chandler‏ @TheAkinDuro 4 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Hey, listen. Thank you for even thinking of us at all. We know how pathetic we are. We really don't deserve you, do we? 😂

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      1. Code Name‏ @TwoWolvesKoa 2 May 2015
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        @TheOnion is smuggling immigrants and trafficking children as indentured servants for use in their underwater sweatshops.

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      1. Code Name‏ @TwoWolvesKoa 1 May 2015
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        @TheOnion its unfortunate that ninjas snuck into your headquarters and stealthily planted mouse traps. dont sit down to pee..

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      1. Phantro City‏ @Phantrosity 1 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Embedded videos in the redesign don't work properly. I'm only seeing a thin horizontal bar with the top third of them.

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      1. Ravin Black‏ @mzravinblack 1 May 2015
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        @TheOnion uz should do 'heaviest element known mankind' again...still have a printed copy from way back when 👽

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      1. Brad Kovach‏ @bradkovach 1 May 2015
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        @TheOnion thanks I have been struggling to internet due to dimwittedness

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      1. Scott A. Mausser‏ @Mausser86 1 May 2015
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        @TheOnion thanks

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      1. Melinda Jacqueline‏ @HeartofDallas05 1 May 2015
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        @TheOnion I love your insults ;)

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      1. Ronaldo Aquino‏ @RA762 1 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Thanks heaps! I hope you stub your right toe too.

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      1. Mike A.T. Edwards‏ @mikeATedwards 1 May 2015
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        @TheOnion is that the Tea Party edition?

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      1. Joseph Mason‏ @LordNishar 1 May 2015
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        @TheOnion You know me so well. *beams*

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 1 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Why would you think only family members would be interested in your redesigned site?

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      1. Ben Carroll‏ @bbenccarroll 1 May 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Our redesigned site was built with you, our dimwitted, physically repulsive, and effectively brainless users, in mind. HaHa!

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      1. Julián Molina‏ @julian_molina 1 May 2015
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        @TheOnion This user tracking thing is getting totally out of control!

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      1. Browns in 7‏ @Lawloysious 1 May 2015
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        @TheOnion TY!

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      1. Justin Mills‏ @luckyshot04 1 May 2015
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        @TheOnion We thank you since we are too dumb to comprehend almost anything you publish! But for some reason, we still love it. Keep it up!

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      1. Fry Goddess‏ @EyeLuvBeingMe 1 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Hahahaha!

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