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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Apr 2015

    Aerospace Engineers Warn First-Grader’s Design For Spaceship Completely Unsafe http://onion.com/1bjxS4o pic.twitter.com/8rbdnVDxwt

    5:15 PM - 30 Apr 2015
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      1.  🚀 Caley Burke‏ @RocketCaley 1 May 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        1st grade spaceship 🚀design I received placing me in a death trap. Safety level = “goes on the fridge”. @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/B6e2GsmoHs

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      1. protected static  🌹 🏴 🏳️‍🌈‏ @protectedstatic 30 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @geoff_n Those engineers just need to play more Kerbel Space Program.

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      1. Val Steinmetz‏ @valsteinmetz 30 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion lol!! I love this story and photo. Now one of my top five onion articles - right up there with the it's only Tuesday article.

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      1. Anne Jo Lee‏ @AnneJoLee 30 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion there's a lesson for @nasa @MarsOneProject and @you @nextgeneration

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      1. Voltaire‏ @la_voltaire 30 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @elonmusk @SpaceX @blueorigin @NASA Don't steal this kids idea to patent landing a rocket on a chocolate-chip cookie. #spaceflight

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      1. Absolute Unit‏ @Schoolee_D 30 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @Austin_Heston

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      1. Phil Kean‏ @Keen_Phil 1 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Stop reposting material!

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      1. torin sockey‏ @TorinSockey 30 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @DJSnM you do realize that the onion is complete bogus right

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      1. Kyle Meacham‏ @ZeroGravityKyle 30 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion I'm glad this was addressed properly.

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      1. Atomik Rabbit‏ @Atomikrabbit 30 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Is that a remote controlled extend-o-arm with a hunting knife? #futuristicspaceweapons

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      1. Andrea Cacek‏ @wavesandrocks 30 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion This really does say it all. Hilarious. Nice job.

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      1. Voltaire‏ @la_voltaire 30 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion No less safe than the Space Shuttle Columbia.

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      1. Aaron Becks‏ @Aaron_Becks 30 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @KhalidBlata @rodrigoauza

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      1. Patrick Bennett‏ @pjbennett1959 30 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion this is one way to kill a kid's dreams.

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      1. Richard Preece‏ @Derpy_Richard 30 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @DJSnM that design reminds me of many of my own! ... Damn.

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