@TheOnion Grandpa (Bernie Sanders) is coming tomorrow to make things all better.
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@TheOnion A little late for that, I'd sayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion LetZ C them tackle Immigration Reform GITMO in Limbo Dead Syrian kidZ Anti-Racial Profiling Laws@HillaryClinton@marcorubio@CNNThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TheAdolescents Gee, where's Richard Nixon when we need him? - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion Define "total humiliation".Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Only one can do this, and she's unlike the others in so many other ways, too.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh what a turd sandwich this is.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Shabbading!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion stop trying to bash Obama. Check the status of some of our other presidents.vdtop judging ppl.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Three boneheads, all blathering, political theater's best, just to make another Bush seem as palatable alternative to the nation.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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