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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Apr 2015

    "As we continue to evolve into a free and fair society, please do not venture outside." http://onion.com/1GxftK3 pic.twitter.com/bw2kJPbkfH

    2:48 PM - 29 Apr 2015
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      1. Sumita Pahwa‏ @SumitaPahwa 29 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @tcwittes I always wonder why the Onion doesn't qualify for a Pulitzer.

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      1. Diablo's Dust‏ @DiablosDust 29 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Residents issued bullet proof vests, shields, gas masks and duct tape and asked to "please continue shopping."

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      1. Candice Wilmore‏ @candicewilmore 29 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @popcornreel As Mel reminds us, we MUST continue to mock, even in the midst of the madness. My view anyway.pic.twitter.com/vYLyP9Hv8V

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      1. Samantha Pfaff‏ @SamanthaPfaff 29 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @HBergHattie Priceless.

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      1. Andrew Green‏ @andrewgreenSH 1 May 2015
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        “@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1GxftK3  pic.twitter.com/D6YRXXx0eA @shepleygreen #socialprogress

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      1. ℚ_ℚuestions𝕊tuff 🇦🇺‏ @NoScience4WAR 30 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @WeActRadio Best meme of the day #Baltimore #NWO.pic.twitter.com/likz4QA9Z7

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      1. newshtwit‏ @newshtwit 29 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @fugueish when the onion gets it more right than CNN's wolf blitzer...

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      1. cprfirstaidaed‏ @cprfirstaidaed 29 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion LMAO! Rightttt!

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      1. Ndako Muhammad‏ @mndako69 9 May 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. InstituiçõesSórdidas 1️⃣ 3️⃣‏ @cyrusafa 29 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion cc @camilalpav

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      1. Rhode Island Red‏ @Rome_Fell 29 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @anarcho_voyou LOLOL!!! sounds like "Mr Wise One"

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      1. TigerLiL‏ @UrbanRebel8736 29 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Well dam it's been 5 decades and we still haven't overcome when someday gonna get here!

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      1. KwesoniusMaximus‏ @Kwesi_Booker 29 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion #SoMuchWin

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      1. Alex Ervin‏ @Alexx_Ervin 29 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion about right

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      1. Len Knight‏ @LenAtPlay 29 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion This could have easily been an article in the Baltimore Sun. I would put nothing past SRB. Good times in Charm City.

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      1. Trey‏ @oncetreyminator 29 Apr 2015
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        “@TheOnion: "As we continue to evolve into a free and fair society, please do not venture outside." http://onion.com/1GxftK3 " #fb

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      1. SuzyBlueLady‏ @SuzyBlueLady 29 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion It may be a bit too optimistic to expect social progress to take place in only a century.

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