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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Apr 2015

    "We ask that everyone remain within their homes for the next 10 or 12 decades." http://onion.com/1GwBIQg pic.twitter.com/ZPxZlf16lR

    10:34 AM - 29 Apr 2015
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      1. Dr. Walter Lawson‏ @MrLawson 29 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ETHER RT @TheOnion "We ask that everyone remain in their homes for the next 10 or 12 decades" http://onion.com/1GwBIQg pic.twitter.com/cEDbsktF6X

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      1. Baba Yaga‏ @WhirlwindWisdom 29 Apr 2015
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        RT@TheOnion: "We ask that everyone remain within their homes for the next 10 or 12 decades." http://onion.com/1GwBIQg  pic.twitter.com/DzGOvSJJjS”

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      1. Justin Kanew‏Verified account @Kanew 29 Apr 2015
        US House candidate, TN-7
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        Perfect. RT @TheOnion: "We ask everyone remain within their homes the next 10 or 12 decades." http://onion.com/1GwBIQg pic.twitter.com/1fnldOXrhs

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      1. Punk Rock Hero‏ @Keladinus1 29 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @DaltonLGilbert I feel like the onion is getting a little too real for me

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      2. אייל‏ @eyal6699 30 Apr 2015
        Replying to @MC_chuchem

        @MC_chuchem @TheOnion לא דיברנו כבר על זה שהאוניון הוא אתר סאטירי? :) וכן, זה מראה כמה מעוטה ההשפעה שלהם במערכת הכוללת.

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      4. אייל‏ @eyal6699 30 Apr 2015
        Replying to @MC_chuchem

        @MC_chuchem משהו כזה, מישהי שתומכת בשוויון מגדרי והכל אבל לא פמיניסטית כי היא לא חושבת שצריך להרוג את כל הגברים.

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      6. אייל‏ @eyal6699 30 Apr 2015
        Replying to @MC_chuchem

        @MC_chuchem אבל גם ההוא היה מוצלח, תחשבי על כל הנשים שאומרות שגם הן בעד שוויון והכל אבל...

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      7. asapDoc‏ @ChenSh3 30 Apr 2015
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        @Eyal6699 @MC_chuchem יש לזה חשבון טוויטר שמצייץ רק כאלה! נע בין נונסנס לדכאון: https://twitter.com/notofeminism/status/593400973499830272 …

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      1. Paul Hogue‏ @paulhogue 29 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Again, The Onion captures a moment perfectly.

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      1. MYOFFICE‏ @MYOFFICES 29 Apr 2015
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        .@TheOnion Then when they start to code and work from home online they will want to drive them out of their homes. Telecommute to Success.

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      1. John W. Pettit‏ @mmmonk53 30 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Should we give the #Baltimore democrat establishment another 48 years of control to solve the problem? Time for something new.

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      1. Angry Husky‏ @Angry_Husky 29 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @ThaddeusRussell When the mayor declared a curfew, the entire city should have joined the protesters to teach the city who's boss.

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      1. Emiliano‏ @Nano_SpitFreely 29 Apr 2015
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        🇺🇸:@TheOnion: "We ask that everyone remain within their homes for the next 10 or 12 decades." http://onion.com/1GwBIQg  pic.twitter.com/iXOP7aVDOF"

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      2. Adian Tein‏ @aFeinTesti 29 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @mnewman14

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      2. b r wilder‏ @desertbred 29 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion cuz it may take thugs that long to quit bangin on each other as well as the rest of us

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      3. Nun Ya‏ @Ishfery 29 Apr 2015
        Replying to @desertbred

        @desertbred @TheOnion eventually all the cops will kill each other and it'll be safe to go outside

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      4. b r wilder‏ @desertbred 29 Apr 2015
        Replying to @Ishfery

        @Ishfery @TheOnion sure like it was safe to go out Monday nite w cops standing back. #Baltimore can keep their looters thanks

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