@TheOnion the photo makes this one
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@TheOnion ok this story wasn't even close to being funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is a kid who's trying to get some ass.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion She routine's herself, kid routine's himself in solidarity.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I was on the edge of my seat waiting for the dog to come back in .Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that is a real plusThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I sometimes wonder if the Onion editors read these stories. A consensus actually thought this was funny?#RunningoutofideasThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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