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@TheOnion: Delusional Man Turning Off Laptop Like He’s Done With It For Night http://onion.com/1bAZt1a pic.twitter.com/O8QzwCTjx1”@montyboy
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@TheOnion@TheManualFox that is literally you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @roxieloveeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what a relief. I'm not as nuts as this guy. I close the lid without shutting it down.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @seahorsey92 actually thought this was @JRizzy1770 for like 5 whole secondsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sleepy creep closes laptop to go check fridge for fifth time of night.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@faridonfire haha oh shitThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Since my first encounter w/ its Chicago print edition (c. 2000) I can say
@TheOnion has kept to its sad truth + deadpan = funny upbringing.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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