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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Apr 2015

    Delusional Man Turning Off Laptop Like He’s Done With It For Night http://onion.com/1DIkyhY pic.twitter.com/FtR4NPfjcf

    11:31 AM - 28 Apr 2015
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      1. Stacey Farber‏Verified account @StaceyFarber 28 Apr 2015
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        Every time. “@TheOnion: Delusional Man Turning Off Laptop Like He’s Done With It For Night http://onion.com/1DIkyhY  pic.twitter.com/dWtr63lRYE”

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      1. PedalPowerWorkBikes‏ @BikeTaxiGuy 1 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Too bad I just unleashed the Technoviking on town....LOL

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      1. Liliane N‏ @UneFleurdeLili 29 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion But are there tabs open??

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      1. Reissman‏ @Reissman 28 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Paul Quintal‏ @sugicat66 28 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Phil‏ @EDXWer 28 Apr 2015
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        Delusional Man Turning Off Laptop Like He’s Done With It For Night http://onion.com/1DIkyhY  pic.twitter.com/QO4V97XI6G via @TheOnion

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      1. Pam  ❤‏ @BlueGnGirl 28 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @3eb WTH hey guys Watch the video on Your Too High another WTF ok sure LMFAO 😂

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      1. john axelson‏ @johnaxelson 28 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion this is me

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      1. Maria‏ @sittinonmyhands 28 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion That is so me.

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      1. Hei Wa Wa‏ @yaqobhyndes 28 Apr 2015
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        Sometimes @TheOnion hits you hard and you can't get up

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      1. PedalPowerWorkBikes‏ @BikeTaxiGuy 28 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Cant APP no more

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      1. koober™‏ @HannahKoober 28 Apr 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Delusional Man Turning Off Laptop Like He’s Done With It For Night http://onion.com/1DIkyhY  pic.twitter.com/aqoE3wKjB9” this

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      1. A.‏ @boourns29 28 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion This is absolute gold.

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      1. Owen G. Bevan‏ @TheBigOBowski 28 Apr 2015
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        When @TheOnion hits a sore point you know it's time to change?!

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      1. Jacqui Alexander‏ @Jacquilope 28 Apr 2015
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        #storyofmylife RT@TheOnion: Delusional Man Turning Off Laptop Like He’s Done With It For Night http://onion.com/1DIkyhY pic.twitter.com/qxZJSuZZxR

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      1. Southern Fried Nerd‏ @NakedSwiftness 28 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion I guess when to "that part" of the internet.

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      1. Skechy Max Normal‏ @bustmykeyboard 28 Apr 2015
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        "@TheOnion: Delusional Man Turning Off Laptop Like He’s Done With It For Night http://onion.com/1DIkyhY  pic.twitter.com/mKpxSIhABD"

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      1. PORN: THE GAME! ®‏ @PornTheGame 28 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion BWAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!

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