Every time. “@TheOnion: Delusional Man Turning Off Laptop Like He’s Done With It For Night http://onion.com/1DIkyhY pic.twitter.com/dWtr63lRYE”
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Every time. “@TheOnion: Delusional Man Turning Off Laptop Like He’s Done With It For Night http://onion.com/1DIkyhY pic.twitter.com/dWtr63lRYE”
@TheOnion Too bad I just unleashed the Technoviking on town....LOL
@TheOnion But are there tabs open??
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@TheOnion @3eb WTH hey guys Watch the video on Your Too High another WTF ok sure LMFAO 
@TheOnion this is me
@TheOnion That is so me.
Sometimes @TheOnion hits you hard and you can't get up
@TheOnion Cant APP no more
“@TheOnion: Delusional Man Turning Off Laptop Like He’s Done With It For Night http://onion.com/1DIkyhY pic.twitter.com/aqoE3wKjB9” this
@TheOnion This is absolute gold.
When @TheOnion hits a sore point you know it's time to change?!
#storyofmylife RT@TheOnion: Delusional Man Turning Off Laptop Like He’s Done With It For Night http://onion.com/1DIkyhY pic.twitter.com/qxZJSuZZxR
@TheOnion I guess when to "that part" of the internet.
"@TheOnion: Delusional Man Turning Off Laptop Like He’s Done With It For Night http://onion.com/1DIkyhY pic.twitter.com/mKpxSIhABD"
@TheOnion BWAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!
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