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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Apr 2015

    "Let’s try a surefire pick-me-up: let’s think of ways I could die!" – @realDonaldTrump http://onion.com/1zkqXn2 pic.twitter.com/3sFQUFjsSX

    10:02 AM - 28 Apr 2015
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      1. Nyet STILL Means Nyet‏ @MMChol1 28 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump The Onion does it again, says what we're all thinking.

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      1. Ben‏ @Welshnutter33 28 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump yeah, but his wig will carry on

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      1. Craig Faanes‏ @RiceLake1969 28 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump Cant he hurry it up a bit?

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      1. Eric Tadsen‏ @tadphoto 28 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump so awesome!!!

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      2. OG40thStBlack‏ @OG40thStBlack 28 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @KingKaiser718 @realDonaldTrump I can pic the hair dancing like the old WB frog upon his death...

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      3. stockx is cheaper‏ @KingKaiser718 28 Apr 2015
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        @OG40thStBlack lmao

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      2. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 28 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump One questions: how would we recognize diminished mental faculty?: when he starts talking about someone else?

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      3. "sean pizza"‏ @realbrosforlife 28 Apr 2015
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        @Jaiami88 @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump no. When he starts talking logically

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      1. James Florence‏ @messiahofavalon 30 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump Donald says he doesn't have a comb over! No he has a comb back over! It's a reverse of the comb over! LOL

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      1. James Florence‏ @messiahofavalon 30 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump John Boner is the orange man, so Donald must be the orange head man!

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      1. TenaciousEye‏ @TenaciousEye 29 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion His kids can't wait, so they can change their name and distance themselves from the Von Clownstick legacy. @realDonaldTrump

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      1. david skoch‏ @davidskoch 29 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

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      1. Jane Geek‏ @janegeek 29 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump say it isn't so

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      1. Baba Yaga‏ @WhirlwindWisdom 29 Apr 2015
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        Sweetness! RT@TheOnion: "Let’s try a surefire pick-me-up: let’s think of ways I could die!" – @realDonaldTrumphttp://onion.com/1zkqXn2 

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      1. Pete Weisell‏ @Newtonianphysic 28 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump if the hair gets any more orange-like he will be a real Bozo.#truecallinginlife

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      1. red state resistor‏ @donewithorange 28 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump With that yellowish, bloated face, I'm betting on sooner.

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      1. George Wolff‏ @Wolfflak 28 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump Why wait? Yr friend A. Camus

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      1. Lauren Vogelbaum‏ @grammarmonkey 28 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Thanks. I needed that.

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      1. Diablo's Dust‏ @DiablosDust 28 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump ..how about toupee glue poisoning. Or a heart attack after being presented with Obama's Muslim endorsed birth crt

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