@TheOnion ....then decides to shit his pants while pondering options.
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“@TheOnion: Baby Has Sinking Feeling He Left Home Without Oversize Multicolor Plastic Keys http://onion.com/1bMmvmu pic.twitter.com/GYNLNXAwPu”
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@TheOnion it doesn't get any better, kid.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@JosiahVik Baby subtly finds way to flip off empathetic camera man unwilling to come to his aid - 1 more reply
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@JoshuaB99@TheOnion why not?
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@TheOnion@Moe_McMurray crap, he also forgot to turn off the runner on his 3ft plastic kitchen!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hate when that happens.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh yeah! To you that's funny! ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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