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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Apr 2015

    College Encourages Lively Exchange Of Idea http://onion.com/1HPkfbq pic.twitter.com/eqWk7Y7BDj

    11:39 AM - 27 Apr 2015
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    20 replies 330 retweets 317 likes
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      2. Jason Fox‏ @jason_fox 27 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No longer satire. RT @TheOnion: College Encourages Lively Exchange Of Idea http://onion.com/1HPkfbq pic.twitter.com/uxaPXUcTM1

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      1. Steven D. Greydanus‏Verified account @DecentFilms 27 Apr 2015
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        Steven D. Greydanus Retweeted The Onion

        I was about to say "Sorry, some things are too far-fetched even for @TheOnion"…till I noticed the last word. #SoOkayhttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/592759901035864066 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        College Encourages Lively Exchange Of Idea http://onion.com/1HPkfbq  pic.twitter.com/eqWk7Y7BDj
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      1. MSP‏ @sowotnow 27 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @KHays13 The Onion Is becoming to conservatives what the daily show is to libs.

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 27 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion The professor kept his students engrossed for almost 45 seconds. 500 tweets were left unliked.

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      1. Michael Dameon‏ @MrGChristopher 27 Apr 2015
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        lmao RT @TheOnion College Encourages Lively Exchange Of Ideahttp://onion.com/1HPkfbq 

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      1. GhoseSpot‏Verified account @SandipGhose 27 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion I'd love to go back to college if I have co-eds like those seen on this pic :) #justsaying

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      2. kozet‏ @_Uruwi 27 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Well sometimes there's just one good viewpoint.

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      3. Mike Barr‏ @Mikethemachinst 27 Apr 2015
        Replying to @_Uruwi

        @_Uruwi @TheOnion ...said the totalitarian fascist.

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      4. kozet‏ @_Uruwi 27 Apr 2015
        Replying to @Mikethemachinst

        @Mikethemachinst @TheOnion At least if you're a lazy butt like I am.

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      1. Spiros Margaris‏Verified account @SpirosMargaris 30 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @MarcHochstein That's great. It builds a basis for innovation and new ideas.pic.twitter.com/KexHGNyeWH

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      1. Terry Truttschel‏ @1TT1 28 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Sad but true.

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      1. jacqlyn smith‏ @deepdimlpes 27 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion ~ minorities go to COLLEGE TOO!!

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      1. Tim Prosser‏ @TimProsser22 27 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Painfully accurate.

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      1. Buck Stackhouse‏ @22Buckster22 27 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @stephenkruiser are you sure this is satire?

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      1. Silver Kait‏ @silverkait 27 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Too bad some parents are paying for their children to get just such an education ... Soon will be too true to be funny.

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      1. 10-Cerrus Electro‏ @Weekend_45 27 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion zipit.

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      1. Solenord‏ @solenord 27 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @LouiseMensch Star Trek's Borg Collective is alive and well and being one.

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      1. theotherserge‏ @theotherserge 27 Apr 2015
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        Totes perf: “@TheOnion: College Encourages Lively Exchange Of Idea http://onion.com/1HPkfbq  pic.twitter.com/fjg3oKVlkq”

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      1. OldandNavy‏ @OldandNavy 27 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @gigagiga333 love you, onionites!

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