@TheOnion ~Now he has to text the house & ask it to send them, by way of drone, to his current local, utilizing a internal GPS in his diaper
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@eahlovesu13 if this were possible I'd be so happy -
@neilcpaterson ~All in good time.
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@TheOnion "baby has sinking feeling"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "patting down his onesie..." brilliant! Fine, fine journalism! :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I just lol'ed my f*cking face off.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Baby Has Sinking Feeling He Left Home Without Oversize Multicolor Plastic Keys http://onion.com/1HPex9s pic.twitter.com/g0L4osiLzh
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@TheOnion@katie_womers hilarious I loved thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is superbThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hahahaha "Patting down his onesie with mounting concern"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion At least he can play Candy Crush on his smartphone.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion while giving the baby paparazzi the fingerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hate when I do that! (Honestly, this was one of the funniest things I've read all year)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Baby Has Sinking Feeling He Left Home Without Oversize Multicolor Plastic Keys http://onion.com/1HPex9s pic.twitter.com/VnjFeIJE6f
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