@TheOnion America's national security is no place for satire.
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@TheOnion that was so fucked upThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ah yes, the new ISIS procedure, short for Islamic streamlined invasive surgery!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is that a man or a woman under the full Burka? That is what someone dressed like this needs to be interrogated.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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