@TheOnion Like rats abandoning sinking ship. Capped on income, grass greener in financial markets, everyone "wants two tickets to paradise"
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@TheOnion@russellbrigby "Ain't that a heck and a half" for you backside!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Oh no! “
@TheOnion: Entire Treasury Department Competing For Same Goldman Sachs Job Opening http://onion.com/1DId6T4 pic.twitter.com/htbg09bKn2”
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@TheOnion this is very amussing i sense no loyalty hereThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm not sure why they showed a pic of the Jersey City office with all the ops people...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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