@TheOnion TSA is part and parcel of a much larger problem, GOVERNMENT! Ayn Rand once asked, "Who will protect us from our protectors." Amen!
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@TheOnion I feel bad for laughing at thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: New TSA Precheck Program Offers Expedited Interrogations For Muslim Passengers http://onion.com/1EwldbN pic.twitter.com/Th9aFyMkeH”
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@TheOnion HAH! :')Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I will sign up for this. Save me a lot of timeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion LMFAO AGAIN! Thanks for making my belly hurt from laughter.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion good try. They all can't be winners.
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