@TheOnion @MattKaczy He'll probably be ur roommate next year
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@TheOnion I too was rejected from my first-choice college. Think how my life might be better had Swarthmore accepted me! Or not. Who knows?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think you're short changing Kevin. The kid's got moxie!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ClaireCarl@TheOnion This hurts me -
@1Wildechild hopefully you'll be able to accept that your life is totally, absolutely, irreversibly over....
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@ClaireCarl I hope I learn to take the complete destruction of my future as well as that kid
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There's always clown school, Kid.
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