@TheOnion @WriterLifeCo - that would be a difficult undertaking
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@TheOnion What the fuck happened to American exceptionalismThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion those soldiers are an elusion.There no way they have so many soldier side by side they look like nut crackersThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And they have the emissions to prove it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion A very lofty goal indeed.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not if the Republicans win the next electionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion neck and neck competitionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh my gosh! This is China!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Meanwhile, Piers Morgan is singlehandly upholding Britain's independent asshole capability."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well don't provoke them, you fool!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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