@TheOnion @allahpundit It's hard to tell which stories are yours and which are real now.
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@TheOnion@hill_matt@realDonaldTrump Did Mr. Trump apply?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@JanetLorin More truth then satire.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion PURE GOLD!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@MarkCalabria@Jake_Bernstein@carmenmsegarra More likely to come from FRBNY.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You don't sound funny cos it's true.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And then I threw my resume on the deskThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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