@TheOnion @Choctaw_BlueEye thats just wierd..
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@FrzzlmomJudy in case u were in aware onion news is just a joke site. -
@Choctaw_BlueEye@FrzzlmomJudy it obviously does nothing for the brain!!
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@TheOnion Why would I need this shit? -
@DoctorOThug@TheOnion Have you seen your liver lately? -
@CharlieONarley@TheOnion Yes. It looks like a well flushed and cleaned toilet with fine diamonds. So does my whole friends and family.
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@TheOnion it's what's inside that counts!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion WTF?? Now we have to eviscerate ourselves to prove our "beauty"? Fuck off Maybelline. -
@WoodenLucy@TheOnion You do realise that the Onion is a satirical news website? Lmao. -
@lennaardd@TheOnion Yes dear. But it was BAAAAAD satire.
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@TheOnion it's about time...a little blush for the kidneys, wrinkle cream for the intestinesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I feel as though some people don't realize this is a joke... That or, nah, they're just silliesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Nothing, again, in the line-up for men's inner beauty. So...whatever it is that's the reverse of misogyny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Could be useful if one is dissatisfied with the color of one's kidneys. Does this work on renal organs?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion WHat????????Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well, they already do Botox for bladders, so this was kind of inevitable. ;-) @eannbardawillThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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