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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Apr 2015

    Maybelline Introduces Line Of Injectable Makeup To Enhance Appearance Of Internal Organs http://onion.com/1QnXUEr pic.twitter.com/UMSDnmku7E

    8:15 AM - 23 Apr 2015
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      1. Jonathan Strickland‏Verified account @JonStrickland 23 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion FINALLY, beauty is no longer skin deep.

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      1. Baleigh‏ @bayyyjayne 23 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @Margiemargsss is this a joke

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      1. Rosemary LaColla‏ @RosemaryLaColla 23 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion YAY, finally! Already lost a man over my protruding spleen.

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      2. Zorbitor‏ @Zorbitor 23 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Maybelline Line Of Injectable Makeup To Enhance Appearance Of Internal Organs http://onion.com/1QnXUEr  pic.twitter.com/YGXSlaVjuz”

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      3. for real last nerve‏ @lastnervebitch 23 Apr 2015
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        @Zorbitor @TheOnion pretty on the inside bitch

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      4. Zorbitor‏ @Zorbitor 23 Apr 2015
        Replying to @lastnervebitch

        @lastnervebitch @TheOnion ~ true dat‼️

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      1. D‏ @DMuddification 23 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion sadly, this would sell...

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      1. david melusky‏ @davidmelusky 23 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion well it's about time. But. It'll take more time to get ready to go out

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      1. Mrs. T. L.‏ @Liptionfav 23 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion why???

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      1. Matt Sagadore‏ @TheSpaceDeer 23 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/FVfzMduAgZ

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      1. Alex Allen‏ @AlexAlthepower 23 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion embalming fluid?!

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      1.  💋Sxywddrgn2c  💋‏ @Sxywddrgn2c 23 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion lol

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      1. Mzz_GM‏ @Mzz_venomous 23 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion It's bad enough when some take of their make up what the face looks like, now into the body how brilliant #nonsense

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      1. Manuel Ramos‏ @xMANNYxFR3SHx1 23 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @bolivares24

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      1.  🌷 ✍🏻SuperSleuth 🕵🏻‍♀️ 🐾‏ @SecretGardenGrl 23 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion What? You're not an alcoholic? 🍸On the wagon? Prove it. Let me see your liver and pancreas! 🍹 #maybellineinjectablemakeup.

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 23 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Millions of dollars wasted because the lead scientist misunderstood the phrase "beautiful inside and out."

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      1. 10-Cerrus Electro‏ @Weekend_45 23 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Eh, my heart's just not in it.

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