@TheOnion FINALLY, beauty is no longer skin deep.
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@TheOnion@Margiemargsss is this a jokeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion YAY, finally! Already lost a man over my protruding spleen.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Maybelline Line Of Injectable Makeup To Enhance Appearance Of Internal Organs http://onion.com/1QnXUEr pic.twitter.com/YGXSlaVjuz”
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@lastnervebitch@TheOnion ~ true dat
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@TheOnion sadly, this would sell...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion well it's about time. But. It'll take more time to get ready to go outThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion why???Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion embalming fluid?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What? You're not an alcoholic?
On the wagon? Prove it. Let me see your liver and pancreas!
#maybellineinjectablemakeup.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Millions of dollars wasted because the lead scientist misunderstood the phrase "beautiful inside and out."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Eh, my heart's just not in it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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