@TheOnion @JIMrichards1010 If you die an hour after taking viagra what happens to the erection that lasts more than 6 hours.
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@GlassHoppe@TheOnion sounds like and open casket situation -
@JIMrichards1010@TheOnion Or a commercial for Black & Decker holes saws.
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@TheOnion: Those With Deceased Family Members At High Risk Of Dying Themselves http://onion.com/1Ffa3ah pic.twitter.com/vAiqbPEW8e”
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@drwitty_knitter What is it with people who seem to have forgotten it's never a matter of if, only when.@TheOnion -
@diva_ex_machina Dunno. 93-yr-old grandma was FINE until she went into hosp, then she DIED! Someone must pay! -
@drwitty_knitter Happens a lot. Fewer deaths during doctor's strikes. Speaking of which, finally getting surg 2 remove foreign bit from toe. -
@diva_ex_machina Good! Hope the recovery is swift. - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion Thanks...This just ruined my day!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion makes sense. If I was with a deceased family member I would politely ask him or her to move on. Or I would moveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@PhillipAdams_1 did any ever consume water?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So that means if my family member don't die, I'll live forever?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This one tugs at the heart string and gets my attention, cause I think I may have deceased family members somewhere...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Were there any financial disclosures of potential conflicts of interest made by the study authors? Hospice and funeral interests?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion should have pointed out that correlation does not mean causation.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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