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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Apr 2015

    Study Finds Those With Deceased Family Members At High Risk Of Dying Themselves http://onion.com/1Ffa3ah pic.twitter.com/FULN88OD1q

    5:15 PM - 22 Apr 2015
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      2. Gilbert Hoppe‏ @GlassHoppe 22 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @JIMrichards1010 If you die an hour after taking viagra what happens to the erection that lasts more than 6 hours.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Jim Richards Sh 🎙wgram‏Verified account @JIMrichards1010 22 Apr 2015
        Replying to @GlassHoppe

        @GlassHoppe @TheOnion sounds like and open casket situation

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Gilbert Hoppe‏ @GlassHoppe 22 Apr 2015
        Replying to @JIMrichards1010

        @JIMrichards1010 @TheOnion Or a commercial for Black & Decker holes saws.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Mary-Helen Ward‏ @drwitty_knitter 22 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Marvellous! “@TheOnion: Those With Deceased Family Members At High Risk Of Dying Themselves http://onion.com/1Ffa3ah  pic.twitter.com/vAiqbPEW8e”

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      3. diva ex machina‏ @diva_ex_machina 22 Apr 2015
        Replying to @drwitty_knitter

        @drwitty_knitter What is it with people who seem to have forgotten it's never a matter of if, only when. @TheOnion

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      4. Mary-Helen Ward‏ @drwitty_knitter 22 Apr 2015
        Replying to @diva_ex_machina

        @diva_ex_machina Dunno. 93-yr-old grandma was FINE until she went into hosp, then she DIED! Someone must pay!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. diva ex machina‏ @diva_ex_machina 22 Apr 2015
        Replying to @drwitty_knitter

        @drwitty_knitter Happens a lot. Fewer deaths during doctor's strikes. Speaking of which, finally getting surg 2 remove foreign bit from toe.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Mary-Helen Ward‏ @drwitty_knitter 22 Apr 2015
        Replying to @diva_ex_machina

        @diva_ex_machina Good! Hope the recovery is swift.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Ryan‏ @rtcsullivan 23 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Thanks...This just ruined my day!!!!

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      1. david melusky‏ @davidmelusky 23 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. david melusky‏ @davidmelusky 23 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion makes sense. If I was with a deceased family member I would politely ask him or her to move on. Or I would move

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      1. Fred Knurks‏ @fredknerks 23 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @PhillipAdams_1 did any ever consume water?

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      1. Michael R. Wimberly‏ @Michaelmrw 22 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @Doc_JJK "people who have one or more relatives who have passed away are very likely, one day, to die as well" Poorly written? Yes

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      1. Roger Mace‏ @roger_mace 22 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion So that means if my family member don't die, I'll live forever?

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      1. Diablo's Dust‏ @DiablosDust 22 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion This one tugs at the heart string and gets my attention, cause I think I may have deceased family members somewhere...

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      1. William Oglesby‏ @WEO_UA_1993 22 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Were there any financial disclosures of potential conflicts of interest made by the study authors? Hospice and funeral interests?

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      1. Linton Atlas‏ @boylinto 22 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion should have pointed out that correlation does not mean causation.

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