@TheOnion Life expectancy/schmectancy: Try living up to your wife's expectations.
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@TheOnion Now that's funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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