@TheOnion Now wait just a darn second, NOT getting "lost" on the way to the interview isn't part of the job description!
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@TheOnion Hire meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion A toast to "No Child Left Behind."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Remember when you could go in, ask if they were hiring and they'd say "sure, when can you start". Stupid college fucked it all up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion AND, if I get bad directions from a prospective hiring panel, I judge them, I judge them harshly.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Woo hoo! I can do that. Too bad I still can't find a job.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Have you tried http://Purzue.com to make your resume yet? Feel free to check it out!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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