@TheOnion I can fix it, he needs to stop tanning and she needs to buy a bra with the money they save from him not tanning.
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@TheOnion Well U both look like ud make a beautiful child Ynot get Married.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "We’re just kind of stuck here." http://onion.com/1Dzq3yc pic.twitter.com/daMlWC1V88” @Bbudds34
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@TheOnion post is based on the real science of why people stay in bad relationships: http://www.psychologicalscience.org/index.php/news/were-only-human/dating-and-romance-the-problem-with-kindness.html …pic.twitter.com/dPlsG53hR7
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@TheOnion No other choice but be a FWB.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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