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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Apr 2015

    In Focus: Hollywood Rangers To Manage Overpopulation Problem By Killing Off 1,200 Celebrities http://onion.com/1DIL8cV pic.twitter.com/XJSgK7OOC6

    7:50 AM - 21 Apr 2015
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    • Kenneth Thomas C Shakespeare Kimmy Aram Abgarian Caitlin Burns Raven Nevermore Kirsty Allyson Yeager not cole sprouse
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      1. Celiatrix, the Wine Witch‏ @CeliaPienkosz 21 Apr 2015
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        Heads up! RT "@TheOnion:Rangers Manage Overpopulation By Killing Off Celebrities http://onion.com/1DIL8cV  pic.twitter.com/hcdzfY0C34” @joshgroban

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      1. Seth Thornberry‏ @stm555 21 Apr 2015
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        @theonion and yet if they would just introduce more indigenous paparrazzi ..

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      1. Constance C‏ @Conconhead 21 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion When I am queen of Mars, this will be enacted as law! #wiaqom

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      1. srspankems‏ @srspankems 21 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion good job dude!

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      1. Mike‏ @obs776 21 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion matt damon!

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      1.  💙 Ann Hitchins  💙‏ @ahitchins 21 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @darksecretplace Ooo! Do we get to vote on who they eliminate?

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 21 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion That certainly would solve a great many societal problems, but overpopulation isn't one of them.

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      1. Brian Johnson‏ @bpgasguzzler 21 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion hope they get Steven Seagal all his films are the exact same boring sh!t

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      1. Sorella Poverella‏ @holyholyholy5 21 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion I'm going to ask God to put the Onion in the back of His book and take out the book of Revelation.

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      1. C‏ @Mguest0 21 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @rickygervais @rustyrockets

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      1. Chad Taylor‏ @ChadTaylor_TX 21 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Thank God.Hopefully they can get Van Disel before he makes another Movie. Maybe they can get John Travolta as well.#huntingstars

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      1. Steven D‏ @Stevessvt 21 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Start with the Kardashians for the love of God!!

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      1. Diablo's Dust‏ @DiablosDust 21 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion about time someone took care of those pests!

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      1. dan camp‏ @tory7007 21 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion concentrating on the "D" list should cover that

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      1. Bonrat‏ @Its_A_GOP_COUP 21 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Is there a hunting stamp? Is it celebrity specific? What if you possess a celebrity that you don't have a stamp for? Dawn to dusk?

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      1. Michael Greaney‏ @greaney_michael 21 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Surely they'd be easier to attract if he had a camera attached to the gun ?.

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      1. Niamh Dublin YES FOR COMPASSION‏ @MintySilver 21 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion I nominate Kardashians. Any Kardashian.

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 21 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion They're BACK . . . Hollywood Rangers and this time its personal.

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