@TheOnion got export the samsquanch to canada somehow.
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@TheOnion beautifully executed; this is one of my favorite Onion articles. Good work, unknowably horrific, faceless authorThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I wouldn't open it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I likes the cut of your jib!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion http://tinyurl.com/oepk634 An even funnier headline: "American President to Attend Maryland Mosque" Cracks me up. How about you?#tcotThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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