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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Apr 2015

    Hand Gestures Transform Friend’s Story Into Immersive Virtual Reality Experience http://onion.com/1P6vPzJ pic.twitter.com/361U8veDI6

    12:29 PM - 20 Apr 2015
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      2. Daniel Taylor‏ @Expressiveio 20 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Chris___Malone I taught a class about body language this morning. Should have included this article!

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      1. Jake Knight‏ @Jake_knight19 20 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @EvanHepp

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      1. Anthony Davis Young‏ @antdvsyng 20 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion this is you, @picperfsam

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      1. bot.LOLA‏ @lauraegreene 20 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion there is no emoticon for what I'm saying

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      1. Jason Tran‏ @knownastron 20 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @dudlythedragon 10/10 retweet. Nice one Mikey.

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      1. ℐℴℯℒ‏ @exadyto 20 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @Dan_Solberg story of my life, from dateline to last line

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      1. windycitygentle‏ @windycitygentle 20 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion transforming a real interaction into a virtual experience...genius

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      1. Darren Moon‏ @darrenmoon222 20 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion amazing story! Haha!

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      1. Andrea Hawksley‏ @AndreaHawksley 20 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @joshcarpenter But be careful to not be holding your VR camera while gesturing or it will be a sickening VR experience!

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      1. john‏ @justonlyjohn 20 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @endashes that girl looks like a ferret. no joke

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      1. Kristen‏ @KriKri10C 20 Apr 2015
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        @JenaTroupe See? Don't hate on my hand gestures. I'm just giving you a virtual experience! @TheOnion

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      1.  🎃 🎃Billie Jean Brown 🎃 🎃‏ @mandy_Reeves 20 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @katya_zamo I'm looking at u,....👌✊✌✌✋👊👊☝👆👆👇👇

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      1. Alex Bones Jones‏ @HolisticStone 20 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion really I'm just looking at her lovely stripy top

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      1.  ✨ Camega  ✨‏ @Camega42 20 Apr 2015
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        .@TheOnion In a smart home, the lights flicker on and off and the washing machine explodes

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