@TheOnion pretty sure this is the best onion story ever in the history of Everdom.
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oh man, I wish!

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@TheOnion thanks for sharing, have a great Sunday (insight by http://commun.it )Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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