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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Apr 2015

    In Focus: Teen With Cancer Vows It Won't Keep Her From Being Mean, Moody Little Shit http://onion.com/1Hf3ggW pic.twitter.com/z8OjZkcsPz

    6:25 AM - 17 Apr 2015
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      1. smolly‏ @MMMollyAnn 17 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @NotJackGeiran el oh el

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      1. bp‏ @misterpav 17 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Headline: Satirical News Site Vows New Sustainability Program By Recycling Stories From Like 8 Years Ago

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      1. Eric Wilborn‏ @ericwilborn 17 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion kudos to the dork boyfriend in the photo, though

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      1. Cynthia‏ @Cynthiastruth 17 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion https://twitter.com/theonion/status/589057180885737474i … don't see a mean girl. I see a girl who is fearful, anxious fighter. shower her with love😍#WakeUpAmerica

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      1. Lilli‏ @myriadaccessory 17 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion you never disappoint! Hilarious and sadly the state of out youth!

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      1. Joseph Mason‏ @LordNishar 17 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion That is my kind of girl. lol

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      1. Md Rashedul Islam‏ @rasheduldear 17 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion looking very angry and sick but nice

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      1. Marge Prochaska‏ @msprochaska 17 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion. And this makes her a normal teen girl!

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      2. Principled Truth‏ @James_M_Rankin 17 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Meanness causes cancer. When you are happy your body is able to heal itself. Remember peace is joy at rest, joy is peace dancing.

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      3. Mike LaPenta‏ @MikeLaPenta 17 Apr 2015
        Replying to @James_M_Rankin

        @James_M_Rankin @TheOnion says the man who thinks the world was created 3000 years ago

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      4. Principled Truth‏ @James_M_Rankin 17 Apr 2015
        Replying to @MikeLaPenta

        @MikeLaPenta @TheOnion Thanks for the morning greeting! I don't know when the world was created but I do know it was done by a creator.

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      1. Idil Issa‏ @idilosophy 17 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion not funny

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      1. Kev i n‏ @k24lopez 17 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion good for her

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      1. genericolos‏ @mrgenerico 17 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion also, is that picture of Snooki and a young Eugene levy?

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      2. #JOKERONTAP‏ @ScottsThoughts_ 17 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @Simply_laully

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      3. Lauz Neil‏ @Simply_laully 17 Apr 2015
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        @ScottsThoughts_ @TheOnion wow..

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