@TheOnion Black leather couch. Foreboding...
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@TheOnion: Cute 8-Year-Old Starting To Realize How Much Better She Is Than Ugly Girls http://onion.com/1IPCAoZ She's on a casting couch... -
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Damn it does look like she's on casting couch
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Britt's daughter?
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@mollymarie03 She's far too busy with her successful career (she's very famous, you see) to worry about having any disgusting children.
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@TheOnion @henrydampier Again with the nonfiction! Onion, you really need to keep to your fabrications and stop reporting real news.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that couch looks familiar...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Great, the raising of a#narcissistic cluster of B-personalities...
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@TheOnion@BrittMcHenry this could be your tbtThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@FiveRights why do they have an UGLY kid as a storyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion A job waitressing will fix that.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion is this little brat serious? Karma will hopefully teach her a hard lesson! Makes me ill!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion There is no general info about her in the article or anywhere else on the internet. So it's some kind of satire or just bogus? -
@Paradigmian@TheOnion "Some kind of satire." You're kidding, right? -
@CharlieONarley@TheOnion I dunno. She doesn't seem to exist, there has to be a reason for that, right?
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