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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Apr 2015

    "All the times you've watched Star Wars movies, it's never crossed your mind even once?" http://onion.com/1b7iQ2q pic.twitter.com/8JAk8xs0Kz

    11:42 AM - 16 Apr 2015
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      1. Dan Believes In You‏ @dantheshive 16 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @damnyouwillis ...Well, it hadn't before NOW >_<

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      1. Jordan Etherington‏ @RolandJordan 16 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Kinda like a little green cheeto?

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      1. Revolver‏ @americaneon 16 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion thanks for destroying the last untarnished vestibule of my childhood.

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      1. Rob Huck‏ @BumfOnline 16 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion a giant arm?

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      1. salsa‏ @Salsanator 17 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion You heard that @HowardStern show too? Cool. I'm sure his credit is somewhere.

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      1. arlin yazzie‏ @arlinyazzie 16 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion HAHAHA!!!

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      1. Matthew Lynch‏ @MattyWorldStar 16 Apr 2015
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        “@TheOnion: "http://onion.com/1b7iQ2q  pic.twitter.com/OhxzLT3t6O” @Paulmascali

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      1. Spencer Barton‏ @BartonSpencer 16 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion how certain are we a vagina it's not !? (In voice of yoda)

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      1. Spencer Barton‏ @BartonSpencer 16 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion I can truly say that prior to reading this post, I have never thought about what yoda's penis looks like.

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      1. Gustavo Moreira‏ @hermes2002000 16 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion I do now...

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      1. Kelly Solheim‏ @Uneedtoknw 16 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion It probably looks like an opened pistachio.

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      1. Carol Stewart‏ @carolstewar1027 16 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion. No only man what to know

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      1. J. Rose‏ @smaze94357 16 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion No, most people aren't that curious. It's just you ying-yangs.

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      1. Alicia Marie  👉🏽Twitch‏Verified account @AliciaMarieBODY 16 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion I can say with 100% honesty - NEVER. Why would he have one?!? 😑 #ChildhoodRuined

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      1. J Douglas‏ @JerkDouglas 16 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion I forgot about this one. a true onion classic.

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      1. Jason‏ @retuj 16 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion well timed!

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      1. GreaterTorontoAsatru‏ @GTAHeathen 16 Apr 2015
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        Swing and a miss for @TheOnion . Be funny or relevant, its what you are good at.

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