@TheOnion @damnyouwillis ...Well, it hadn't before NOW >_<
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@TheOnion Kinda like a little green cheeto?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion thanks for destroying the last untarnished vestibule of my childhood.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion a giant arm?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You heard that@HowardStern show too? Cool. I'm sure his credit is somewhere.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion HAHAHA!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion how certain are we a vagina it's not !? (In voice of yoda)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I can truly say that prior to reading this post, I have never thought about what yoda's penis looks like.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I do now...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It probably looks like an opened pistachio.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion. No only man what to knowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No, most people aren't that curious. It's just you ying-yangs.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I can say with 100% honesty - NEVER. Why would he have one?!?
#ChildhoodRuinedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I forgot about this one. a true onion classic.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion well timed!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Swing and a miss for
@TheOnion . Be funny or relevant, its what you are good at.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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