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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Apr 2015

    In Focus: New Anger-Powered Cars May Revolutionize The Way We Drive http://onion.com/1b7hCnR pic.twitter.com/EoQ1HilEzY

    11:32 AM - 16 Apr 2015
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      1. Noah‏ @Noahssan 29 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Audi All you Sean @SeanOVO @Marshreal23 @Joosseee_ @kingjulian4124

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      2. Thomas Giordano‏ @ThomasG_97 5 May 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Audi yo @Smcknight70 I think @ZeGuesst could have used this yesterday 😂

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      3. Sean Mcknight‏ @Smcknight70 5 May 2015
        Replying to @ThomasG_97

        @ThomasG_97 @TheOnion @Audi @ZeGuesst lol trueeeeee😂😂😂

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      4. TheGuesst‏ @ZeGuesst 5 May 2015
        Replying to @Smcknight70

        @Smcknight70 @ThomasG_97 i dont rip my clothes off over nothing

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      5. Thomas Giordano‏ @ThomasG_97 5 May 2015
        Replying to @ZeGuesst

        @ZeGuesst @Smcknight70pic.twitter.com/kQafdvCkxN

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      2. Jeff Hardly‏ @tonyboyfrijole 4 May 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Audi @Alexuaaaaaaa @richygiovanni black Anthony car

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Metro Boolin‏ @Alexuaaaaaaa 4 May 2015
        Replying to @tonyboyfrijole

        @tonyboyfrijole @TheOnion @Audi @richygiovanni lmao if bet he still rages

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      4. Jeff Hardly‏ @tonyboyfrijole 4 May 2015
        Replying to @Alexuaaaaaaa

        @Alexuaaaaaaa @TheOnion @Audi @richygiovanni smacks scotty

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Metro Boolin‏ @Alexuaaaaaaa 4 May 2015
        Replying to @tonyboyfrijole

        @tonyboyfrijole @TheOnion @Audi @richygiovanni pisses on his floor

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Kirahann‏ @Kirahann2112 27 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: In Focus: New Anger-Powered Cars May Revolutionize The Way We Drive http://onion.com/1b7hCnR  pic.twitter.com/lxdefwtdHY” I want one !

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      1. Brandon Casteel  ☠️‏ @bccasteel 27 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @Bazeleel ha! love it

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      1. Nick J‏ @Nickk_Johnsonn 26 Apr 2015
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: New Anger-Powered Cars May Revolutionize The Way We Drive http://onion.com/1b7hCnR  pic.twitter.com/LG2KK8EVMd” gay as fuck

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      1. Walker Riddle‏ @RiddleWalker 26 Apr 2015
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: New Anger-Powered Cars May Revolutionize The Way We Drive http://onion.com/1b7hCnR  pic.twitter.com/JR6kaqI7Ty” wtf is this

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      1. Joey‏ @sayjoey 16 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion @say_324 @timeforfl Charging station at West Third Ave.

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      1. Roland Kausen‏ @RolandKausen 16 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion ...is her name #Christine?

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      1. MM‏ @mmamushlari 6 May 2015
        Replying to @LucaAlexander7

        @LucaAlexander7 @TheOnion @Audi are you making fun of me

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      2. Gatdam Grundy from Swamp‏ @SweetMamaJT 16 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion cc: @TheHaveles

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      3. ska pilgrim‏ @TheHaveles 16 Apr 2015
        Replying to @SweetMamaJT

        @SweetMamaJT @TheOnion I'd never have to pay for fuel again!!! At least as long as I live in new england

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Gatdam Grundy from Swamp‏ @SweetMamaJT 16 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheHaveles

        @TheHaveles @TheOnion apparently every time you drive you produce "hundreds of kWh of negative vibes" so that's a lot...

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. ska pilgrim‏ @TheHaveles 16 Apr 2015
        Replying to @SweetMamaJT

        @SweetMamaJT @TheOnion world energy crisis solved

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      6. Gatdam Grundy from Swamp‏ @SweetMamaJT 16 Apr 2015
        Replying to @TheHaveles

        @TheHaveles Plus in doing so you burn 100,000,000 calories! #workout (assuming 85% efficient calories->anger conversion)

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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