@TheOnion HAHAAH
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@TheOnion Walmart employees: Frequent tweets reminding them that it could be worse, they could be Walmart customers.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Microsoft: All heath care and wellness decision made by Cortana. Cortana, anaylze my stool. Thanks, Cortana.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Bain & Co.: Periodically reminds employees how overall heath care is improved when so many removed from the system.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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