@TheOnion @FishmanMindFlip I resemble this retweet!!!
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@TheOnion that's@meganganz !!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane Relationship Status: Single Bet she's ecstatic!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane We do denial like Spiderman does webs.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 4 some clue & guidance. exactly this reason. Better than horoscopes. I always find the message.
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane Meg when she is olderThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Especially the relationship she's having with what's in that martini glass....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane every woman I've ever known...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane Maybe she'd find happiness if she did it the right way-engagement, marriage, children.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane KPT, TN representThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion beautifulThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane Nope, I'm usually pissed off in a relationship & content out of one but that's just the guys I date, lol!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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