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@TheOnion @MadameZolonga so... The onion is now providing me w/ emotional validation.
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@TheOnion @barrettahrbergThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion A: lower your expectations...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Plan a destination wedding to North Dakota.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Organize your reception as a covered dish.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion or charge your guests to attend the wedding. That way if they back out you're still in the blackThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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