@TheOnion @venkmans_volvo this is from 1998; I hope he's made partner by now
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@TheOnion he converted and is now Vice-Buddha of Samsara and Prospective Nirvana Entrants -
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@TheOnion (I knew my East Asian Religious Studies minor would be useful someday)
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Christ Announces Hiring Of Associate Christ http://onion.com/1avK29V pic.twitter.com/sga0vvphhs” @2browz
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@TheOnion or "the associate TO the Christ"#TheOfficeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion now it's Father, Son, Lackey, and Holy GhostThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@gamsaskill clearly the European oneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Christ Announces Hiring Of Associate Christ http://onion.com/1avK29V pic.twitter.com/q9Ztxyu18Z" maybe I should hire someone
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@TheOnion job was too big for one person?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion There can be only two.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he needs multiple!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion still funny, but really? 1998?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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