@TheOnion I don't believe in a literal Darwin. Darwin lives on inside all of our hearts.
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Lmga! “
@TheOnion: In Focus: Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain http://onion.com/1Ow8GGN pic.twitter.com/t0FsZEUDpg”
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@TheOnion A religion based on the genetic drift of slime mold definitely makes more sense than scientology.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Damn that's funny .Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Any major cults feeling parodied?
@TheOnion: Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain http://onion.com/1Ow8GGN pic.twitter.com/dPl17k73E7
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@TheOnion In Focus: Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain http://onion.com/1Ow8GGN pic.twitter.com/1R1BUTL2j3” Mind blowing!
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@TheOnion All scientists are secretly cult followers. Darwin is dead but what is dead my never die!#bornagain#greyscale#GameofThronesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion People waiting 16 hours to touch this stain, completely overturns Darwins Theory.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I have a stain on my office carpet but no one will touch it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is so perfect! So evolved.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion BrilliantThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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